Such were the words of a rather irate and overly "enthusiastic" colored woman beside me in the subway this morning, who, much to everyone's enjoyment, brought it upon herself to try and convert a whole subway car full of miserable sinners to "the truth of way of the light" (what ever that is).
So I got preached at, rather than "to" (note here one of the finer subtleties of the English language) from Fulton Street to 59th Street on the 5 express train.
Little did she know that I am, like so many of us, truly a lost cause. But it was nice to know, even if I was feeling a bit low after emptying my guts roughly once every two hours for the past two days, that according to my personal preacher, all my "educashun 'n' lernin' ain't gonna save yer sweet arse, yawl gotta find God yer know, coz he's a lovin' yawl".
God bless America, TV evangelism and the stupid delusioned ranting old preacher woman on the Lexington Avenue line.
7 comments:
Putain tu fais 'achement bien l'accent. Va falloir que je m'entraine...
What the F*** was she doing on Lexington Avenue Line?
I had not told her to go there today!
And so you saw the light... inside the toilet bowl !?
And by the way, how did SHE know yer arse was sweet? How?
(peraggly women it's too late, they become preachers in the subway)
Bah voilà il fallait bien qu'un jour ça dégénère et que le naturel revienne au galop.
Faich.
diess (irae - ça ne s'invente pas)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJM5K51peVw
it is a simple question of interlocuteur.
cendec ?
vrai de vrai, cendec.
J'ai pas d'autre comm à laisser mais c'est dommage parce que le mot anti-spam c'était "Coingst".
Confiture de coingst ?
Sont coingsts ces amerloques.
Merde je me suis coingsté les doigts dans la porte.
Et en plus il faut être bilingue pour comprendre ce blog ?!!!
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